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Saturday, April 4, 2009

What Is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!"
Thats's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich, Marry him".
Thats Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call her and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me"
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich " Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, " You are very rich, I want to marry you."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me."
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's customer feedback.

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